That Stylish Sag Harbor Modern with Creepy Artwork is Back


This property was first listed back in April of 2014 asking $2.5 million. Represented by Deborah Srb at Sotheby’s, it actually has a lot to offer: very stylish and modern inside and out with walls of glass. There are four bedrooms and 2.5 baths on half an acre of land overlooking Lily Pond in Sag Harbor. We love the exterior with its fireplace, private pool and lounging area.

All photos via Sotheby’s

Inside, though, the artwork is creepy AF. In the living room, the lighting fixture is apparently by a Mr. Alfred Hitchcock, while you’ll be stared at by two full length portraits of men and a sinister teddy bear. The kitchen is extremely shiny and extremely black. What’s with the doll in the case below?

Look, we understand that the owner is probably an interior designer who thinks his taste is way superior to anyone else’s. And yes, art isn’t always about pretty pictures. But the interiors here are just too quirky and individual to appeal to most people. If any property on the market today is crying out for a stager, it’s this one. It could be stunning once it’s de-weirded and softened. We might also add that the price is now higher, at $3.35 million, than it was 3.5 years ago. A buyer can also choose to purchase an empty 0.6 acre lot next door, which would make a 1.12 acre plot, along with this property for $4.65 million. What do you think?

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